10. With each snooze you mentally remove something that needs to be done before you have to leave the house. #1: I’ll work out tonight. #2:I don’t have to shave, I’ll just wear pants. #3: Hair dried on the “Hi” setting with all of the vents pointed at you during commute. #4: Hair in a crusty bun, deodorant, gum, and mascara in the car.
9. You forget your coffee and lunch on the counter. (but snoozed so many times you can’t stop for Scooters.)
8. You make it to lunch hour, look down and see black shoes, navy blue pants, and a shirt that can only be worn with black pants. Operation: lower office lighting.
7. You wake up, cram at the library, finish a test, and walk back to your dorm room only to realize you are wearing two different shoes. One red tennis shoe. One yellow tennis shoe. Aced it!
6. You jolt to the bathroom, drop your drawers, and look down to realize your underwear are inside out/backwards. Both of these have happened to me–how, I will never know.
5. You arrive to work after the 35 minute commute and have no recollection of how you got there…and for a split second you glance in the back seat to make sure you dropped off the littles.
4. You use conditioner first. Billy Madison would be so disappointed.
3. You brush your teeth with Elsa Sparkle Crest and an Elmo toothbrush.
2. You have a serious mental conversation about what is more important: food or sleep…And sleep actually wins.
1.While talking to your hubby on the phone you spend at least 2 minutes frantically looking for your phone. Me:“Dammit! I’m going to be late. I can’t find my phone again.” Hub: “Ummm….babe???” Me: “F$&K!”
See…your crazy is normal. You’re welcome.